Sexy....

I got this one from Sara who got it from Jessie's blog. Here's the rules...
"If you read this then you have to do it. No exceptions.That is the deal.
1. Copy this whole list into your journal / blog.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false."

Here goes...
01. I've had sex in the past five minutes.
02. I enjoy giving oral sex more than receiving.
03. I scream loudly in sex. (but only when it's called for.)
04. I love sleeping with more than one person
05. I own at least three books about sex
06. I leave the house without underwear sometimes
07. I have accepted financial renumeration of some kind for sexual pleasures
08. I've had sex while under the influence of some drug. (I'm counting alcohol as a drug here.)
09. There is a tape floating around of me--ala Paris Hilton
10. I have been the odd person in a threesome
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair (long long ago in a university far far away.)
13. I have more than four tattoos (whew! just missed that one, I only have 3)
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson (who?)
15. I like slow sex
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger
18. I've been told I give the best **insert sexual act** (I'm not telling, either, but I HAVE been told.)
19. I carry a condom at all times.
20. I have considered sex with a female blogger
21. I've broken a bone while having sex
22. I have a wet dream that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I have had sex in the rain
24. I have had sex while somebody else watched (FYI never have sex on public beach in France, the French will only mock you and the sand...well ...visualize a sandpaper condom. NOT fun!)
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life
26. I want to have sex right now
27. Food play annoys me in sex
28. I like sex that's hard and fast
29. I always brush my teeth after sex
30. I trim my pubic regions
31. I have travelled out of town for sex
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I have had sex with at least five different nationalities (whew, just missed that one too!)
34. I dress to look sexy every day.
35. I have had sex with twins
36. I have had sex with somebody I have met over the internet
37. I have more than ten sex toys
38. I like the way I look naked (well, I don't scare myself or anything.)
39. I have lied so a person would sleep with me
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time
41. I saw my parents having sex
42. I get cable just for the soft porn
43. I think legalized prostitution can reduce some crime (never really thought about it.)
44. I have a list of people I would like to see naked
45. I have slept with my boss/superior
46. I wish my sexual organs looked different. (that's why I'm doing the Laser hair removal)
47. I have wet dreams often
48. I enjoy phone sex
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public
50. I flirt online daily

FYI, this all secret so if you read this I will have to hunt you down and kill you